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Summer Celebrations 2: Family Fun on Little-Known Holidays
My Favorite Spoonerisms
 Very painful: hitting your bunny phone
When you’re too busy: things crawl through the fax
A warm lunch: Chilled Greese sandwich
What you don’t want in the car: creaming skids
What owners do every morning: Wake their dogs for a talk
Favorite on cereal: Bleaches and poohberries
A big seller: Squirrel Gout cookies
Dinner tonight: Chork Pops
An usher would say: Let me sew you to your sheet
The dunamic dyo: Ratman & Bobin
Bring your binoculars: Word Botching
Wintertime weather: Show Snowers
Happy little guys: Filey Smaces
Well, now I’ve worked up an appetite. Let’s go to the shack
snop to get a bamhurger, a fried of sighs and a boot reer!
Read a spoonerific version of
Cinderella.
— Bruce Van Patter
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